Holidays

 few holidays are approaching, and you know what they are. Forget about matzah 
and gefilte fish for a moment. Let's talk about jelly beans, chocolate  bunnies 
and the most delicious treat ever created, the Cadbury egg. 

John Stewart did a hilarious sketch on  this very issue, which you should take a 
look at. But the bottom line is that Easter has better food and treats. The end.

Ok, so we all associate food with holidays, but why not. Who doesn't smile when 
the words Easter Bunny is mentioned. Does anyone smile at matzoh? Uh, no. And 
the kicker is that we can't have non Passover food like the bunnies during 
Passover, we have to wait, or stock up before.