Comic Con Withdrawl ep 1

It has been about a week since I last dressed up like a goofus and pranced around with other gufusses (goofuss, goofi?) getting over priced stuff I do not need and waving to Stan Lee, who does his classic move, where am I again and how much am I getting paid? I am currently rocking back and forth with my comics in hand chanting only 355 days till the next Comic Con. The comics which own I already have read about as many times as there are days left until Comic Con. I have not eaten anything else except my Comic Con diet of fiber bars and Elmo juice boxes which has made my immune and digestive system grow muscles and improve 500%. Why you ask?  I need muscles to hurdle over nerds to find Stan Lee and overcome the virus nerditus. Is it Comic Con yet?