ice cream sandwich

So, what exactly are ice cream sandwiches. They are cookies and in the middle is ice cream, right? Wrong! Ice cream sandwiches are life....take notes Joseph Cambell's soup, because I am going to drop some knowledge on you. Ok, so lets go over the process of ice cream sandwiches;  you find the sandwich in the back of the freezer, open the wrapper and then eat it. This sounds all too familar. Finding the ice cream sandwich is like birth, you are found you are alive. Opening the wrapper is like teenage years. You finally broke out of your metaphysical wrapper of awkwardness and into the knowledge of the real world. Eating the sandwich is your adult life, the best part is eating it. And finally you are poop and dead. But then the whole circle of life thing happens and somehow you are a sandwich again....and at the thought of that I am not going to eat ice cream sandwiches again... or at least for a while.